you've pooled

of a lady with a wide on / dripping like a fucked fridge...

After chatting a lass up with follow up tops and fingers "get your coat love, you've pooled"

by The Rural Dean August 23, 2017

Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.

Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.

by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017

Dusted and Pooped

Phrase for saying you are satisfied after being fulfilled in any certain way or fulfilling any certain thing.

Person 1: Those valentine's day chocolates were goated! I'm dusted and pooped!
Person 2: Goated indeed!

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Winnie The Poohed

When someone dips their hand into your ass like a honey pot.

Payton likes to get Winnie The Poohed in his free time.

by SoaPxPhysicss February 9, 2025

Moodeng in the Pooteng

When someone innocent or unprepared finds themselves deep in a situation they clearly aren’t ready for — and yet, they’re going for it anyway, with wide-eyed optimism or clueless courage.

“Bro said he could handle three girls at once… that man is Moodeng in the Pooteng.”

“I walked into the CEO's office to give my resignation, shaking like Moodeng in the Pooteng.”

by Duel02 July 28, 2025