Your Lie in April

How weebs say April Fools' Day

Weeb A: Do you have an idea for April Fools' prank?
Weeb B: Oh, we don't say that here. We call it "Your Lie in April"
Weeb A: *war flashbacks*

by lumpurlapindo March 13, 2025

Erlend Lie

Crazy doctor, that likes sales too much. He also like to drive Saab, also called skabb. He drives really slow sometimes...... But he is good at sales

"Aeeeeh he lokes like Erlend Lie" "That old grandma is driving like Erlend Lie"

by My man Albert December 5, 2019

lie

manipulating the human mind consciousness into a false belief to lose touch with subconscious feeling of what you perceive as second nature, it hults you to do good. a lie distorts the good with bad and creates negative realities of back firing experience's.

lie

by Mr.Schreiber April 23, 2023

lie-tune

when you buy an itune based on the short 30 second snippet on itunes.. and discover it actually sucks.

You: i just got the new Alien Sex Fiend tune and it sounded good in the part they play on itunes -- Itunes left out the screechy woman part.

Him: total lie-tune

by ZapZhong January 15, 2010

Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So, don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a backsliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12-step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you

There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace, I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie

by Death Menace August 25, 2023

Lie-arrhea

A condition that causes its host (a single person or a group of people) to have no control over their inconsiderate selfish mouths. The same as in uncontrollable bowl movements. LikeDiarrhea. They will lie to get what they need or manipulate a situation no matter what the outcome or consequence of any person around them. They lie, lie, lie.

"The people in this community have a serious case of Lie-arrhea".

"What an honest family but their son seems to have a serious problem with lie-arrhea".

by CatKite June 27, 2018