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Wood Burner Tattoo

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.
If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.
by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023
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back-burner chef

n. like a backseat driver, but with cooking.
My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!
by the_lololagist September 26, 2010
mugGet the back-burner chefmug.

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