Double Barrel

To ejaculate on the receiver's face, getting cum in both eyes (by purpose or accident)

"I'm definitely not getting a call-back after that double barrel."

by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016

Double ‘Mando

When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!

I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!

by Janers January 30, 2021

Double trouble

Wen you put on a strap on above your penis so you are able to penetrate two holes at a time

Friend: "So what did you and your girl do last night?"
Me: "Well, not much, but I gave her that double trouble."

by Linkimusprime August 13, 2020

double entender

Refers to where someone acts "all nicey-nice" --- i.e., kind and caringly-gentle --- as if he has genuine loving feelings for you, but in reality he is merely "turning on da charm" in an attempt to disarm/dispel your natural caution/inhibitions so dat hopefully you'll let him get in your pants.

People like Clinton and Liberace were masters of da ol' "double entender" dat did indeed sometimes please and/or flatter, but you see what kind of messy misbehavior they ended up committing.

by QuacksO July 6, 2020

double-fourth-cousin

Double-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and four great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My double-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ABGR June 9, 2021

Double hypocrite

Tabish

Oh look it's tabish the dogs favourite double hypocrite

by Sparklesforeverprincessalways August 30, 2017

Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021