A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
Get the Nothing Ever Happensmug. A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.
The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.
You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022
Get the You'll own nothing. And you'll be happymug. Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.
nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung October 10, 2025
Get the nothing beats a jet2 holidaymug. Clown: I have a lot of tricks!
Pirate: ARRGHH
Homo Sapiens: yea you have NOTHING to show cuz you're tired
Pirate: ARRGHH
Homo Sapiens: yea you have NOTHING to show cuz you're tired
by yea I create definitions November 23, 2022
Get the Nothingmug. 1- Without kinship (unrelated, nonrelated or not related) and without social bond at the same time.
2- An absence of anything, including empty space, brightness, darkness, matter, or a vacuum.
3- Not any thing; no thing.
4- Zero, zilch, empty, naught, null, nil, nothingness.
2- An absence of anything, including empty space, brightness, darkness, matter, or a vacuum.
3- Not any thing; no thing.
4- Zero, zilch, empty, naught, null, nil, nothingness.
Nothing
by Ramparilli June 15, 2023
Get the nothingmug. Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.
by if you’re reading this, smile! October 8, 2021
Get the National Nothing Daymug. <.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Interrupt Me To Think Of Nothing, I WIll Continue Interpersonallyy Communicating<.7.9.76.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Interrupt Me To Think Of Nothing, I WIll Continue Interpersonallyy Communicating<.7.9.76.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Interrupt Me To Think Of Nothing, I WIll Continue Interpersonallyy Communicating<.7.9.76.>mug.