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your wit astounds me

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."
Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.
by stereoscope April 28, 2011
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Pick me white person

A white person who insults other white people to get validation from poc
White girl: Ugh white people are soo annoying, don't you agree *poc person*
Poc person: UMM... Are you just tryna gain validation from me?? You pick me white person
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your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you
Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose
by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011
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give me your neck

when some one says some retarded shit
Atta 1 : yo if you watch gay porn once its not gay
Dude 2: give me your neck you gerb
by cashcarti April 14, 2017
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excuse me what the fuck

Me: searches for bunny rabbit
*sexual term comes up*
Me: excuse me what the fuck
by kittenbunny65 February 24, 2021
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oh god help me

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw
oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp
by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020
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show me your offbrush

A phrase started by a SGT Dundon of the Royal Welsh whilst posted to the ATR which requires ladies to show their off brush or their pubic hair around the vaginal regions.

"Show me your offbrush" literally means expose your Vagina or Vulva. In the late 1990's it became apparent that "Excuse me Madame, but would you mind showing me your vaginal opening, only I'm rather fond of you and all that" was no longer acceptable, hence a much shorter phrase was required. Recently, since 2004 "Show me your offbrush" has been shortened to just "show Offbrush". Academics have theorised that within the next 5 years this will be shortened to just “offbrush", as motor vehicles become faster thus making it more difficult for one to shout “Offbrush” whilst passing some rather delicious ladies
Oh show me your offbrush
by Ronjambo October 1, 2018
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