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Friends

Something that men cannot be with women.
Why can't you be friends with women?

Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?

No.

Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.

You can't say that.

They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.

Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.

Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.

Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.

Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?

Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....

Yeah. That is how women work.

But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.

Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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puffy friends

Friends that over period of time being single decide to have a meet up once in a while to get off or get dirty
Me and Richard are fed up of relationships we’re going to be puffy friends
by Holla gamer January 1, 2018
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Friends with Benefits

Two friends who have sex or hookup without an actual sexual relationship
“Dude, why did Amelia and Charlie have sex yesterday?!”

“They are friends with benefits.”
by charlie.pflug May 22, 2018
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Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.
Fake friends talk behind your back.
by kylierg October 7, 2019
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Dudelee Friend

A platonic male friend, especially when you're a girl
He's just my dudelee friend, Dad. we are not dating!
by Ee DOG September 13, 2016
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porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like
"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"
by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016
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Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
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