phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning

He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

booty phone

A phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. Used specifically for booty calls. A number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.

Last night I took a shower and my gf read my text. I gotta get a booty phone!

I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.

by 33000 October 11, 2011

Buxton's Phone

The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.

Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.

Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".

by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011

Phone Job

When a girl figuratively sucks your dick over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.

Ex. Hallie was so impressed by John's guitar that she gave him a phone job.

by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018

michaels phone

its gone

hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone

by Grimace's son January 12, 2018

phone pp

When a person is constantly on their phone, flirting with other people through social media accounts, texts, or calling

Hey baby, you wouldn’t be so tired if you weren’t up all night playing phone pp!

by Anishinaabe.Ogichidaa November 27, 2019

redneck phone

Half of a mud covered flip phone.

that phone is as good as a redneck phone

by Mejjk June 24, 2017