lezbo phone

The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...

Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.

by Randa Mundo April 4, 2019

Phone sweat

The sweat that collects on the side of your face after a long call on your cell phone. Usually much worse with flip phones than sliders, blackberries or iPhones. Results is a slightly disgusting hand wipe after your call ends.

I was on with HP for 90 minutes, and when I finally got off I had phone sweat all over the side of my face.

by Synon July 12, 2011

Who was phone?

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.

by Who was phone February 26, 2022

phone favor

A task requested by a friend that was immediately resolved by using their smart phone.

Friend via Text: "Can you send me John Smiths phone number?"
Reply via Text: *file sent for John Smith*
Friend via Text: "Awesome! thanks for the phone favor!"

by MikeyVanMan January 31, 2015

phone footsie

Flirting with someone at your table by secretly texting back and forth with your phone in your lap.

Hey you two, stop playing phone footsie and listen up. I have something important to tell you.

by Jimetha April 27, 2014

phone-bot

The robotic voice that answers the phone and delivers a very obtuse voice menu in which none of the options deal with the problem you are calling in regards to.

Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"

by Jypcie February 6, 2009

creep phone

A phone that an unfaithful man would use just for other girls that he's seeing on the side
The mans second phone that he should keep hidden from his girlfriend/wife/w.e

Bill: "Damn son my baby found my creep phone"
Nate: "Oh shit, you got caught?"
Bill: "Nah, I said it was yours"

by Brick $quuud November 5, 2010