Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022

Minado Special

the Minado Special is when you've finished gorging yourself at a sushi buffet and go into uncomfortable, often embarrassing, and poorly timed gastric distress caused by rice expansion in your gut.

"dude, we need to stop at a gas station because I feel a minado special coming on."

by iheartkittens July 19, 2010

Southern special

When a girl chugs hot sauce but doesn't swallow and then blows you

Guy 1: so, how was last night?
Guy 2: She gave me a southern special. So it was pretty good.

by Volcano job October 21, 2009

special mofo

Disease that is common in males who are somewhat mentally retarded. Can sometimes carry out adult conversation but this is an unoften occurance. Helmets are a tell tale sign of this disease

Jay is a ultra special mofo

by HOES May 4, 2004

homie special

n.) the act of a homie doing something special with his tongue to another homie's meat

Mikey wasn't sad anymore when he woke up to Lathon giving him a homie special on his birthday.

by scoopski October 14, 2018

Texas Special

After finishing a delicious lunch in the cafeteria, instead of throwing your own trash away you place all of your trash onto the table next to you. This is preferably done when there are people sitting at the table next to you.

We totally gave those freshman the texas special, now they have to clean a table full of trash.

by LongBallLary March 8, 2010

Alvarado special

Slang for blow, coke, snow, powder. More specifically from a Mexican

“Lemme get a T of the Alvarado special “

by Cjashocka August 26, 2021