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Savannah Slushie 

A Savannah Slushie occurs when two or more menstruating strippers give a man a lap dance. This leaves a red mixture on the recipients lap. Afterwards, this person will ideally become very drunk and pee their pants to complete the slushie. Variants of the slushie may include the person vomiting on the pants. In parts of Tokyo, diarrhea may be involved.

It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.
My best friend went out last night, wearing a sharp looking polo shirt and a real fine pair of Patagonia shorts. Little did he know his night would conclude with a Savannah Slushie. He was about to throw the pants into a dumpster, but we have word that the Smithsonian museum has requested the pants for a new exhibit.
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Savannah 

The best type of friend in the entire universe. A girl who is amazingly talkative, generous, gorgeous, loving, and funny.
Savannah is the best type of friend you could ever have

savannah 

i mean shes okay in all shes just a loud chewer. like shes sweet and my best friend but she appenently isnt gr* at swallowing boys she always saying she gonna choke.
savannah is a loud ass chewer.
savannah choked.
savannah by kalelettass July 22, 2019

Savannah 

Not so into Butt things with the exception of a good tickle. Slays life & is a beautiful person inside and out.
Savannah oh na na.. My heart belongs to Savannah oh na na.
Savannah by TheHeroicOne August 17, 2019

Savannah 

Savannah cant make a definition shes too young
Savannahs to young
Savannah by Spiritspade August 31, 2019

Savannah Stevens 

She is very quiet at first but very crazy and outgoing when you get to know her she has long dirty blonde hair and crazy beautiful brown eyes with a great smile great with giving advice but not taking her own very sweet girl and very lovable at all times also looks great in anything and laughs all the time make this girl yours if you haven’t already.
Hey look it’s savannah Stevens she’s got
Savannah Stevens by Taylor Stevens September 29, 2019

Savannah 

This bean eats way too much cheese, you best not come after her or jacko will attack >:)
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Savannah is yes
Savannah by uwu I'm gay October 18, 2019