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Phone guyussy

A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.
Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022
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Phone Drunk

(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.
#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.

Person2: She's Phone Drunk.

#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.

Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
by TecKrieger August 12, 2012
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phone hobo

1. Some one who has lost, or is in the process of replacing, their phone and has to borrow other peoples phone.

2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.
Mark was a phone hobo over a week while getting his new phone through work.

Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!
by Ms. Noush May 6, 2009
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phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning
He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.
by JAV45 June 30, 2023
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lezbo phone

The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...
Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.
by Randa Mundo April 4, 2019
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Who was phone?

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.
by Who was phone February 26, 2022
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Phone sweat

The sweat that collects on the side of your face after a long call on your cell phone. Usually much worse with flip phones than sliders, blackberries or iPhones. Results is a slightly disgusting hand wipe after your call ends.
I was on with HP for 90 minutes, and when I finally got off I had phone sweat all over the side of my face.
by Synon July 12, 2011
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