A hayden suber

When you have sex with a 2/10 girl while watching shrek 2 and have your finger up your cats asshole at the same time

Last night was crazy i pulled a hayden suber

by Beefers queefers October 25, 2023

Hayden

A name, usually the name of a fucken asshole. Synonyms: Turd burglar, Jive turkey

Why is everyone dogging on kyle, at least he isn’t a hayden

by BigDenerG November 5, 2023

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

Hayden

Typically a gay guy with a monster chode, that has divorced parents and is a furry.

Guy #1: That guy over there kinda looks like he's trying to be a cat, is he a furry or something

Guy#2: Yeah, that's Hayden I also heard he's packing 1 inches length and 5 inches girth.

by Yappingduck69 December 20, 2023

Hayden

The name Hayden is only for the most fat people you can find. Often gingers who have no souls, you won’t see them outside because they are allergic to sunlight like all gingers. Often in a cave like room on a Xbox series X playing Madden 24 he or she will spend most of their time. They like to make “brookies” which are a combination of cookies and brownies they often don’t taste very good and crumble faster than the government during the Covid-19 pandemic. They are usually gentle creatures who aren’t hostile unless provoked, the issue with this is like a teenage girl on her period, everything upsets them, they try to find a hidden message in everything you say, even if there isn’t one which their usually isn’t. Although they are often loyal, they will choose others over you because they look at what will benefit them more than you, if you ask to be included with the other groups they will laugh in your face because they strongly believe that they are better and more important than you. Often having multiple middle names for no apparent reason they often include Robert, John, Anthony, Rosenbaum, and Fredrick to name a few. Having very deceiving looks they will be faster, stronger, and better at sports than you, because of this fuels their belief that they are the most important person in the world.

Stop being a hayden before Mom yells at you.

by BigPapi380 December 31, 2023

Hayden

she wants to kick your shins after telling her that shes bad at project seikai

Hayden: i will kick you in your shins. "NOO PLEASE DONT"

by TinyPenisOliver January 13, 2024

Hayden

Hayden is perfect. She might think that she isn’t or that she’s not all that but she is. She is so beautiful and talented. I would do anything for her.

“I love Hayden so much”

“Who doesn’t?”

by Lillian😛✊ January 22, 2024