What in the wattpad

'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.

Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿

by ifuseethisurgay July 02, 2023

Woodford What Ifs

when you wonder if something else happened

Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend

jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!

Milo: Gua Gua

adam: Nobody likes me anymore

by Nuksoocow November 29, 2024

what thy fokkkidey ferk

I dont even

"why they what thy fokkkidey ferk"

by WHat the frickedy frick February 20, 2019

What are you getting at?

Usually said when a person is trying to allude to a bigger topic/claim in their comments/questions. The thing that is being alluded to is usually unpleasant and/or not in the favor of the person who these comments are being told to.

Interrogator: Where were you at 5:10pm am on the 13th of February when your husband was killed?
Women: I was at the supermarket.
Cop: Really? We looked through the security cameras and you were no where to be found, cops also testify weren't carrying any groceries when you came back home.

Women: What are you getting at?

Cop: I'm saying that you killed your husband and used the supermarket as an alibi!

by thickjordanianbooty101 March 05, 2021

What, me worry?

What, me worry? Do I panic? Am I frantic? Unsure? Having a go?
Of course people say they not worried, but that they must worry about other things.
Roller coasters can be fun but hurt when not wanted.

Person 1: So did you read what happened in the news today?
Person 2: What, me worry?

by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023

what's-thattitude

A smarmy reluctance shown toward something unfamiliar. Especially prevalent in small children and picky eaters.

I tried to get your son to at least TRY the bruschetta, but all I got was "what's-thattitude" from him.

by Lance Madden July 13, 2005

disco stick (if yknow what im sayin)

transportation used to interrupt the atmosphere with the asian birthday boy calculating mantenance

bro im ridin that disco stick (if yknow what im sayin) rlly hard

by uh idk lol June 07, 2023