Cream cheese

Cheese that is cream do I need anything more than that? I mean, it's literally in the name do you seriously need anything more than that? Ok, fine cream that is cheese, there is that good? Dear God, you whiny baby fine cream cheese is a cheese made from unskimmed milk and cheese y'all really have to make a fuss about it?????.?
I like cream cheese
Cream cheese is good on bagels
I like smearing cream cheese on the corpses of my enemies
I like making cream cheese toast
by Tomatohater1111 June 12, 2022
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Cream cheese

Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.
Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.
by CREAMYMONSTER August 10, 2021
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cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
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Cream Cheese

Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”
by C L G July 04, 2021
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baby cheese

its when breast milk or formula milk, specifically not dairy milk, gets caught in the neck rolls of a 3-6 month old baby and it becomes sticky and solid and then the baby smells sour. baby cheese
oh wow did you hold jessica's baby?
yeah, it smelled like baby cheese
by thebaba June 24, 2022
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Bush Cheese

Sticky pubic hair,

particularly found at that base of male penis or testicles that leaves a thick pasty, crusty light yellowish white overlooked residue and has a subtle smell of gouda cheese brewing in crock pot set on low.
Peter never showers after he fucks Karen so he just walks around with bush cheese all day!
by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021
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eating her cheese

When your eating ass and she shits in your mouth
I was eating her cheese early
by Tman2989 February 02, 2017
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