Double Plater

A mother fucker with two license plates who should only have one. These mother fuckers never know how to fucking drive or use there blinker.

Woah, Billy you see that dumb bitch from New York? She just merged in front of that tractor trailer without her blinker.

Billy: Yeah Dale these darn double platers don’t know how to drive.

by Retardman6942069 June 16, 2022

Double texting

Being ignored on more than one occasion. Telling bad jokes etc.

Kha: Excuse, Yo can I get your number ?
Mir: she don’t want you bro double texting at this point

by Idkmyname1 April 20, 2024

Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 23, 2022

double-first great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

double gambler

Riding a hooker or ho bareback. fucking her back to front and front to back, gambling on your chances of getting an incurable STD. (2 hole action doubles your chances)

I took the chance and have her the double gambler

by The Gamblerr August 08, 2023

Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward November 16, 2023

Double Chin Check

To inform someone they have visble submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction, or other related treatments, and or to begin to diet and excercise.

I'm sorry to double chin check you like this Pacho, but if you really want to get in my pants you should think about neck liposuction, here's my surgeons card.

by darpasneak December 07, 2018