datey pruney figgey time

A time when two people enter a relationship
"Are you two having datey pruney figgey time?"
by Frandia July 25, 2008
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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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Hooha Times Two

Another one of “Phill’s” saying, what does it mean? No one knows.
by Distant577 August 16, 2024
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full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment
Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment
by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
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Designated Snuggle Time

Time when you and your love have to fully commit to snuggling. No phone.
by strawberry bonbon October 17, 2023
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