my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

melon cat

a term to describe a cat in a melon

There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome

"omg look at that cute melon cat"
"I know right"
"I've heard melon cat is attracted to melon dog"

by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021

pudge cat

when a women's pelvis has an abnormal amount of fat on it

i was gonna go down on dis bitch till i found out she had a pudge cat

by punemaster7 December 20, 2010

cat

Cute and furry.

That cat is so cute!

by curlypoo December 24, 2020

Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.

"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."

by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024

Stoney cat

A person that is very stoney as in stoned by Marijuana. Usually in reference to an old head that smokes a lot.

I love sitting in the stoney cats basement listening to stories of the late 60s early 70s.

by Element77 January 31, 2021

Teh Cat is on Fierz

Common refrence to smokeing a cactus while watching TV.

Penis: Dood teh cat is on fierz and its fucking insane. This can be used in various times such as when its raining outside.

by SANJOES SANDWHICHS SHOP SSS May 3, 2010