Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.

“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”

by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018

Psychedelic Weathering

Natural wear in material objects due to psychedelic properties in nature.

Dude, check out the psychedelic weathering on that stick.

by Psychedelic weathering August 22, 2020

dolphin weather

Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing

Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.

by Young_dagger_dick_my_handle July 21, 2018