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Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.
Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
by skiutah January 6, 2011
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Oak

Handcrafted by God Himself from black marble. This beautiful black man is comely in the eyes of any behold. His aesthetic is truly a danger to anyone who who gazed upon him. He turns lesbians straight and Heterosexual men gay, just from them looking at him. He is impossible to resist; a dark temptation. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Empathetic, athletic, loving, charismatic, intelligent..this human is the full package. If you’re fortunate enough to encounter one of these creatures, befriend him. He is loyal. He’ll be by your side at your highest and lowest points. And he’ll make you laugh to the point where you pee yourself. He’s one of the good ones.
That Oak is truly one of a kind. I need him to get me pregnant.
by 0@k November 22, 2021
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