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(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face
My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial
by ccxzo September 1, 2023
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Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024
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facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
by bitchuck September 12, 2024
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Mini facial

When a man who can only produce small amounts of cum, nuts all over a girls face.
Ooh baby you ready for this mini facial?
by Hellsyeah123 May 24, 2016
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Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass
Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"
by Qwertyioppasdf January 22, 2024
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syrian facial

That poor reporter got a syrian facial.
by LordNightmare January 22, 2018
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Confederate Facial

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!
by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019
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