Mini facial

When a man who can only produce small amounts of cum, nuts all over a girls face.

Ooh baby you ready for this mini facial?

by Hellsyeah123 May 24, 2016

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Facial

When a man released his kids onto a face (man or woman), typically after sex or a blowjob.

Sally told John not to cum in her mouth, so he gave her a facial instead.

by MikeN_Ike August 3, 2020

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Facialable

A face that would look good with a facial.

Dude! Alison’s face is so facialable

by HaruX3 April 7, 2024

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Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

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Candy facial

When cum gets jizzed on your face and you let it harden so you can lick it off like candy.

Can I give you a candy facial when I cum?

by Smalz17 March 18, 2017

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A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.

These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!

by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019

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