Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.

Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Facialable

A face that would look good with a facial.

Dude! Alison’s face is so facialable

by HaruX3 April 7, 2024

creamy facial

The term 'creamy facial' is used when a girl or boy has preformed an orally sexual act on another male and the cum covers their face in there salty, sticky, gooeyness.

girl to best friend : OMG I was giving Jarrod head

best friend to girl : bitch did you get that creamy facial
girl to best friend : you know ittttt!

by dangbabyg February 14, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.

These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!

by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019