Rob

Shortass

Rob is a shortass

by Lampyshortass27 April 30, 2019

Rob offer

A fantasy football trade so one sided only Rob could dream it up.

They've offered Lacazette and Gundogan for Bruno Fernandes, that's such a Rob offer

by Two Girls One Klopp August 17, 2021

Rob Pearson

The most loving, amazing boyfriend to ever exist. He cares about everything and has the biggest heart in the world. He is small so he is the perfect size for cuddling. He spoils his girlfriend way more than she deserves. I love youuuuu

"I love Rob Pearson"

by bshsjanjajsnajs April 19, 2024

Robbed

When a grubby friend takes your money and doesn’t front up with the goods.

A- Rob said coots would be here in 30 minutes… that was four days ago now!

B- nah bro you’ve just been “Robbed” haha

by Robisafuckwit February 11, 2024

Rob Schneider

rhyming slang for , cigarette lighter.

Ready to roll, u got a Rob Schneider?

by luccirosso April 12, 2024

Rob

Acronym for Really Obsessive Bitch

WWEREALONE is a rob when it comes to attention.

by imjustafan October 3, 2023

Rob

Rob is a man, or boy, I should say because he's immature. He only thinks about himself 24/7, has bad comebacks and falls for bad women. Can't keep a girlfriend and likes to shut people down. He has bad hair, most likely hebrew turned christian. Can't sing and looks like a red panda. Irresponsible, probably gave his wallet to a grizzly bear. (not rob lowe, rob lowe is perfect)

Gene: Here, use some of my cologne.
Rob: Sorry, I don't like the smell of arrogance.
Gene: Shut up Rob.

Phil: KIll yourself.

by dr. shithead ashole January 1, 2017