Women Cook Wednesday

It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend

Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend

by E Inah Pets April 7, 2021

hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013

Wednesday

A black cat named after Wednesday Addams, who takes on the personality and characteristics of her namesake.

Anyone: “Your cat hates me.”
Me: “She hates everyone. What do you expect? She's Wednesday.”
Anyone: “But she loves you so much.”
Me: “Like I said… she's Wednesday.”

by Her Senpai His kitten May 13, 2022

Wednesday

A day in a week that has the worst spelling ever

Me: Hey Brain how do you spell wednesday?

Brain: WED - NES - DAY

Me: Do i have to do it?

Brain: Yes.

by Shok The IV May 9, 2021

Ass Wednesday

When you have a one night stand, wipe your butthole on her forehead when she's passed out and leave a mark like it's ash wednesday.

The drunk broad from last night kept praying for forgiveness after ass wednesday.

by Grudaddy7782 October 11, 2020

wet pussy wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday but instead pics of wet pussy is sent on Wednesday via text or other means

My girlfriend sent my titty pics on titty Tuesday an on wet pussy Wednesday sent me wet pussy pics .

by JoeDirt1986 March 1, 2023

No Pork Wednesday

A time where you are not allowed to eat or even touch pork. Pork is not allowed because it is in violations of the rules of the challenge, being derived from Islamic dietary rules.

No Pork Wednesday! I hate pork, so I love it!

by Qorptocx December 12, 2018