Confederate Facial

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.

The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!

by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019

Mini facial

When a man who can only produce small amounts of cum, nuts all over a girls face.

Ooh baby you ready for this mini facial?

by Hellsyeah123 May 24, 2016

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girls face.

Brad: How’d the date go last broski?
Chad: Listen. Weather prediction for last night? 100% chance of Facial Hail

by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Candy facial

When cum gets jizzed on your face and you let it harden so you can lick it off like candy.

Can I give you a candy facial when I cum?

by Smalz17 March 18, 2017

Facialable

A face that would look good with a facial.

Dude! Alison’s face is so facialable

by HaruX3 April 7, 2024