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Pullin' an apache

You lay on the floor and feel for vibrations of people walking. Usually to become aware of another persons presence during masturbation to prevent being caught in the act.
-I almost got caught jerking it last night by my mom, luckily I managed to cover up before she walked in.
-How did you know she was coming?
-I was pullin' an apache!
by RRDNisse June 15, 2017
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YouTube: Insanity Apocalypse

YouTube: Insanity Apocalypse is a predicted event that will result in the destruction or failure of YouTube. This is predicted with problems on YouTube such as the YouTube copyright system, unnecessary demonetization and stupid rules and guidelines. This event started in 2017 witht the problems of the YouTube copyright system. In 2018, the EU has successfully implemented Article 17 (formerly known as Article 15 and Article 13) and has now mainly demonetized the entire United Kingdom using copyrighted content. Now in 2019, a YouTuber named Steven Crowder made fun of a Vox journalist's sexuality. Due to this YouTube implemented "Creator-On-Creator harassment" which basically prevents YouTubers from criticizing each other and calling each other out. Due to this several channels have been demonetized such as #DramaAlert, Combat Wombat, TheTekkitRealm, Optimus, JT, Kodak Wk and many others. A YouTube commentary channel named Fainted has been terminated due to "harassment" even though it was a harmless video based on constructive criticism. Future predictions include the destruction of YouTube gaming.
Nobody:
YouTube: Insanity Apocalypse: *Exists*
by JokeJar August 15, 2019
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Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.
Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.
by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021
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hop on apoc

this means you like rough brutal anal sex.
Sam: aye scor hop on apoc
Scor: FUCK YOU gay ass nigga
by suck my penial cavaity December 31, 2021
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

When a girl is having sex, while on her period, while peeing, and shitting on the guy, and then throwing up all at the same time.
Me and this girl I met were feeling like getting real dirty one night, so i let her perform the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on me.
by PrimateWarrior April 10, 2023
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One-Man-Cheeseburger-Apocalypse

I could go for a BBQ bacon burger
I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.
by onemancheeseburger February 1, 2024
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