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September 13

Tj : bro did u see Mya today?
Omar : yea she was just at the park
Tj : ight i’m finna pull up on her cuz she lookin too fine today
Omar : ight
pulls up to the park*
Leslie : omg Mya..Tj is here
Mya : lord he is so fine
Tj walks up to Mya*
Tj : hey Mya
Mya : hey Tj
hugs*
Tj : you know what day it is right?
Mya : nahh i don’t
Tj grabs her by the neck gently, makes eye contact, and kisses her*
Leslie : *gasps* oh shi-
Mya : *whispers* dam that gave me butterflies
Tj : *whispers to Mya* it’s September 13th *laughs*
Mya : ohhhhh
Leslie : girl what just happened
Mya : it’s September 13th..
Leslie : ohhhhhhhhh

i hope y’all enjoyed the little story lol
i did this because i’m bored :)
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September 13

September 13 national kiss someone whose initial is R
I will kiss R today as it is September 13
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October 13

The day a short person was born, if you were born on October 13th, you are 100% short no questions asked. You probably get called short by all your friends and you don't care because you have been called short at least 500 times already.
Person 1: Hey did you know today is October 13th?
Person 2: Wait... That means its y/n's birthday!
Person 1: Wait! You mean the one that's shorter than a dwarf!?
Person 2: Yup... Thats the one alright...
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May 13

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet
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May 13

If you born on this day. You love to do that shitall the time
Yeah bruh born on may 13 heard them foos love to do that shit.

“what shit?”

Suck dick
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Oct 13

Molly: " what's the date today?"
Ryan: "It's Oct 13, duh! Appreciate your friends day"
by Rickrollricky October 13, 2022
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January 13

Do you have a crush? If so shoot your shot on January 13th
by listen to me 😑 January 12, 2022
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