Cat

The cutest animal in the world that chinese people eat. Likes to scratch people.

Guest: Your cat is so cute! I want to pet it!
Cat: o shit

by A Loser On The Internet November 17, 2017

Cats

A case where a singular cat is not enough, and people become greedy.

This person adopted 1,407 cats because 1 cat was simply not enough.

by J4ck4tt4ck February 9, 2022

Walking On Cats

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.

"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea

by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022

Cat

How the fuck don't you know what a god damn CAT IS you mongoloid. Why would you even look that up on the Urban dictionary? There are actually fucking dictionaries for real words you retard.

If you don't know what a cat is, you probably don't know what a sentence is either.

by Bigger Lebowski October 6, 2017

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

cat in the box so much meow

Commonly used by threat actors referencing the popular hacker “Waifu” AKA TicketMaster hacker.

“My cat has so much meow in its box”
“Your cat has NO meow in its box”
“Cat in the box so much meow”

by meowkitymeow December 11, 2024

cat

the cat is here

cat

by nanang floppa August 7, 2023