Making a girl eat the strings from a puppet then reaching your hand far up her anal cavity to grab the strings and control the puppet.
by Mohammed Cornelius Schnoobers July 30, 2022

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...
“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
by OGloc November 26, 2018

by Not PogoPro 🥺 August 18, 2022

When a gay or bisexual man attempts to finger his asshole with out properly cleaning the area, resulting a in shit covered finger
by Fox Fur May 22, 2021

by daves.wifey April 17, 2022

by FireShotGamer December 13, 2017

by abcdefjssissj April 8, 2022
