A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
by urbandictionarier69 December 16, 2013
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