Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.

Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.

by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011

Towel Cereal

(ˈtou(ə)l/ ˈsirēəl) :
The act of eating cereal while in a towel

“He likes to eat towel cereal before gaining the motivation to get clothes”

by LiterallyQueenB May 8, 2018

A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.

Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.

by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025

duleys towel

A negative term used when calling someone a name to bring them down. A duleys towel can also be referenced as a "sperm rag" and is considered one of the most foul names to be called.

bad friend- "i totally ate the last hot pocket man, looks like youre going to have to buy more"

normal friend- "STFU you duleys towel and buy everyone more hot pockets.........bitch."

by FALAMABAM July 13, 2011

soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.

Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.

by Muuur dar June 9, 2019

One-Towel Chinois

A tight-arse strainer that's Chinese, and difficult to understand. I.E. Kirk Barry

Kirk Barry is such a One-Towel Chinois

by Websters Dictionary Current April 29, 2011

tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture

She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her

by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017