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Andrew

Andrew is a lovely person. They always have your back and will never cross you. They are adventurous and outgoing and sometimes get injured.

However they have a few flaws: they have a micro-penis, a few weird eating habits and they’re sons tend to be autistic. They love dogs. Sorry let me rephrase that: they love to eat dogs. Grilled, steamed baked but they’re favourite is fried. Andrew’s favourite restaurant is KFD. The most famous Andrew founded KFD with his son- a hybrid dog child. He is the most autistic person you will ever meet. However, he does tutor his dog loving father. In return, his father watches his and his son’s favourite movie with him every week- Mr Peabody and Sherman.

You will never forget an Andrew.

P.S. Most Andrew’s are gay.
Do you know that knew kids name, he eats dogs and is gay?

I think he’s called Andrew
by KFD IS LIFE July 7, 2019
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Andrew

An obnoxious male with striped shirts and come off as very clingy... Andrew wears hamburger shoes and looks dumb 50% of the time
by Patricia Plasticbar August 3, 2017
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Andrew

Andrew: Ayla fight me
Ayla: bet, but you cant fight
Andrew: you are correct
by baguetteboiisdad November 30, 2018
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Andrew

True Andrews are hard to come by. A true andrew is irresistible to all girls at wrights. Often he returns from his quest with a trail of mots behind him. Usually he spends his time drinking red bull and eating M&Ms while playing Call Of Duty WM2. He can sustain this lifestyle due to the highest metabolism in the world. He adapts well to any videogame environment and is the best at hitting those clips. On Halloween an andrew and his friends are the most fun. If you don't get to know an andrew you might see them as a rando who has no social life but they have been in and out of ur girls DMs in one night. Andrews are very intelligent. They play a couple of sports (rugby or golf) and are alright at them, however they will never make it professional. You usually start seeing all these qualities in secondary school or college. They can test their limits and are a bit cheeky when approached by a larger boy. They don't care about homework because they know how to do everything worth teaching. They don't get a phone until they are around 13. They really enjoy shopping for shoes and clothes around this age. An andrew typically wears some jeans a Levi's t-shirt, a superdry hoodie which he wears everywhere and some shitty nikes. Around his 13th Christmas he will take a huge leap into clothing. He will be wearing Lyle and Scott polos, eleven degrees t-shirts, gym King hoodies, Nike and Adidas tracksuit bottoms and a pair of nikes that cost him a year of saving (probs vapormax or 97s).
Mot 1: would u meet him over there?
Mot 2: ye he looks like an andrew.
by Andrew guy September 26, 2018
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Andrewed

Andrewed is a person who treats others fairly and generously.

Comes from the saxon language
Man1: Dam what do you call someone who treats others fairly?
Man2: An Andrewed
by GadodmsdaBia December 13, 2021
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Andrew

Wether you’re a boy or girl, Andrew is sure to satisfy your sexual and non-sexual needs. An Andrew is typically known for their incredible personalities, acedemic success, and overall sexiness. Andrew will never give you up and will never let you down. They will never turn around and desert you. Andrews are not commonly known for making others cry, saying goodbye, or telling a lie and hurting them.
Andrew is a fantastic guy!
Boy, Andrew is so damn hot.
I’m giving up my heterosexuality because of Andrew.
by AMFNIBBA June 14, 2018
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Andrew

by isifjwksofowa September 21, 2019
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