by E bough December 14, 2025
Get the Rocky Mountain High mug.The feeling one gets after taking an extremely satisfying bowel movement. Not just an ordinary deuce either. One that is life changing, compelling you to rise off the toilet arms raised like Rocky Balboa running up the steps of the Art Museum.
Dude 1: I just took the best shit. It was a religious experience.
Dude 2: I figured you did something amazing when I saw you running up and the stairs screaming ….Adrian!!
But then I realized you took a Rocky Shit.
Dude 2: I figured you did something amazing when I saw you running up and the stairs screaming ….Adrian!!
But then I realized you took a Rocky Shit.
by Rectum Prirate December 28, 2025
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My girlfriend of 3 weeks wanted me to perform a rocky road on her, but she refused to keep her tampon in.
by RicKajha December 31, 2025
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My girlfriend of 3 weeks wanted me to perform a rocky road on her, but she refused to keep her tampon in.
by RicKajha December 31, 2025
Get the Rocky Road mug.So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster
'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.
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