Taste of the Rockies

When you bring a prostitute home and drown her in your indoor basement pool in your Indiana home. You then let the body cool to an appropriate temperature before proceeding with the evenings escapades.

I had an okay weekend. I treated myself to a taste of the Rockies but now I have to figure out how to dispose of the body.

by Bob_Money May 31, 2025

Rocky Road

Earth shattering, Rough Anal sex. Usually between a gay couple

Blake: Man, I could go for some rocky road right now
Brogan: Yeah, you dirty slut?

by RockyRoad22 May 1, 2024

Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar

Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.

by GungaDinn May 19, 2024

Rocky Mountain High School

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.

“Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Rocky Mountain High

Noun: Getting on board Amtrak's California Zephyr route and getting loaded on edibles

"Instead of visiting in-laws this year, I'll be taking a Rocky Mountain High with Jessica instead."

by E bough December 14, 2025

Rocky Shit

The feeling one gets after taking an extremely satisfying bowel movement. Not just an ordinary deuce either. One that is life changing, compelling you to rise off the toilet arms raised like Rocky Balboa running up the steps of the Art Museum.

Dude 1: I just took the best shit. It was a religious experience.

Dude 2: I figured you did something amazing when I saw you running up and the stairs screaming ….Adrian!!
But then I realized you took a Rocky Shit.

by Rectum Prirate December 28, 2025

Rocky Road

When you’re female, stressing BORN FEMALE partner is on her monthly cycle and you partake in SOLELY consuming her anal cavity whence forth she is menstruating. The pad or tampon should remain in place while consumption is being undertaken.

My girlfriend of 3 weeks wanted me to perform a rocky road on her, but she refused to keep her tampon in.

by RicKajha December 31, 2025