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Some fat feker who likes to get enjoyment out of his dad grounding him when hes a naughty boy. Hayden has a pebble of a sister who walks around like the cock of the walk even though her diet is the maccies menu. Hayden is a short gay man with horrible taste in men. He wears a rainbow coloured poppy because he likes to spread a gay message just like he spreads his willy wonka across his dads teeth. Hayden is hayden.
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by beefbastard February 10, 2024

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by sonythemotherfucker October 4, 2022

A short boy that works at shoppers drug mart, he seems like a normal kid but in reality he is a little goofy goof on the inside. He is a tinsie winsie bit embarrassed by the size of his duck eggs, in the end he is a stumpy little boy.
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by penislover69420imacancer June 3, 2021

Hayden is the kind of person to only like dogs and not cats. Because Hayden might actually be a dog because he’s probably a furry.
“Yo Hayden” Hayden: “ *barks aggressively* “
by h4ydenl0ver April 13, 2023
