Goose cunt

An Aussie saying for someone who does stupid shit and is just a dickhead in general. It is used similarly to the word “Shit cunt” which is also an Australian slang.

“Yeah, hes/shes a goose cunt” or “Yeah, he/she was acting like a goose cunt” etc.

by uncle barry mate June 18, 2020

smoke the goose

Smoke weed

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose”

by Connelly May 7, 2018

Snuggle Goose

A very unattractive women in which one regularly has sexual relations with.

Guy 1: "Dude, why the fuck does Theresa keep grinning at you?"

Guy 2: "Because she's my snuggle goose."

Guy 1: "That's gross as fuck."

by John blackdick October 8, 2013

dun-goosed

used to describe an ugly person. The more emphasis that is placed on "dun", the uglier the person is.

guy 1: yo, look at that girl over there!
guy 2: yea i know, she's so dun-goosed!

by fruitloops17 March 3, 2011

Goose Muzzle

When an unsightly gunt is combined with a camel toe or moose knuckle. The combination results in a goose muzzle

Jennifers boyfriend Paul totally has a goose muzzle going on, check it!

by Albert he goes west October 31, 2011

Goose The Cat

A phrase used to express any positive emotion

Getting an "A" on my final had me feeling like Goose the Cat

by The Original Kweej December 4, 2018

Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.

“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”

by Yjames August 19, 2022