facial 69

Simultaneous face licking between two people.

It started out innocent enough, but then she went for the facial 69, and I knew she wanted me.

by DizzzzzzyT July 08, 2022

cream facial

Cum all over Someone's face!

I gave her an amazing cream facial.

by Kmac148 December 31, 2015

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

Facialable

A face that would look good with a facial.

Dude! Alison’s face is so facialable

by HaruX3 April 07, 2024

Facial Shitsplosion

This occurs when someone drops a piece of toilet paper on the floor and goes to pick it up. When the victim is reaching down, the toilet simultaneously flushes and explodes in the face of the dumb shitwad, causing a facial shitsplosion. This happens quite often, and can even end careers.

Tyrant: Dude I went to Dunkin’ yesterday and saw this dude come out of the bathroom brown af. Wasn’t sure if he was just Indian or if something tragic happened in there..

Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.

Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD

by Stoney69 May 31, 2019

Facially challenged

when you want to call somebody ugly but you don't want them to feel as bad.

me: Jody why are you so facially challenged

Jody: I dont know well at least its better than being called ugly

by eater4life January 04, 2016