Facial tattoo

A regrettable decision for which judgement will be harsh and humiliating forever and ever.

As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.

by von groovy July 17, 2024

steam facial

When a man ejaculates onto his partners face in a cold environment, creating a “steaming” effect

In Iceland, I gave Janice a steam facial, right outside the igloo. It was legendary

by Punjew December 2, 2019

Wasabi Facial

A man with Gonorrhea or Chlamydia that cums on a woman’s face out of pleasure.

My friend Zac told me about a woman he met with a weird fetish who wanted a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx April 6, 2025

Facial Frommel

Facial frommel is the name representing the layer of saline solution covering an eye ball after applying Bretty Drops. A new brand of eye drops that soothe scratchiness as a result of dried rheum.

"How many caps does it take to get facial frommel?"

by Bretty Drops manufacturer September 19, 2021

Facial Ineptitude

When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.

Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.

by Mr. Dr. Sos June 17, 2012

Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.

I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.

by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024

Facial Pruning

The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.

Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.

Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.

by imastarryeyedsurprise September 29, 2010