Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 25, 2023
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Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback
I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!
by joecoolthefool July 01, 2016
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karma farma

Someone on a vote-based social media site, such as Reddit, that posts other people's posts and pictures to improve their karma score. Sometimes it's just resharing, but sometimes it includes doctoring or falsifying content to suit their desperate needs.
Q: Did you see that Reddit post of the newspaper clipping Lars Ulrich put in The Recycler to recruit for Metallica?

A: Oh yeah. Someone generated a fake news news article from November 30 1981, when they officially got together October 28. What a karma farma
by defenestrator-of-the-wicked August 03, 2021
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Karma fiend

a karma fiend is a person who fakes being nice expecting something in return.
karma fiends are very fake people
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toe karma

when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.
person 1- i got a new car, now my toe hurts
person 2- sounds like toe karma
by thatonethere April 11, 2021
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karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets
Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020
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Karma seal

Karma seal plays a big role in the anime boruto it is like an otsutsuki’s usb drive when and otsutsuki dies they implant karma and the nearest creature to turn their body in their karma seal can work two ways the otsutsuki turning vessels body into their or the vessel learning to use karma there are different types of karma the one described now kawaki’s karma seal which has no otsutsuki or white karma
Momoshiki: *dies
Karma seal: downloading
by Randomguy683 March 07, 2021
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