The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.
by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.
by James S Beam April 8, 2022

A variation of a snowball where the woman (or man) spits a mouthful of cum back in her partners face
Dude, I was fucking that goth chick and she gave me an unprompted reverse facial. Shit was nasty. .. But kinda hot..
by visborne January 24, 2022

Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.
by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.
Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.
Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.
These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.
It's like I'm getting a winged facial!
It's like I'm getting a winged facial!
by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019
