this quirky ass bitch who thinks shes better than everyone else is kinda two faced and bitchy but sometimes shes nice shes like on her phone 24/7 and replies like immediately
erin is a bitch
by pink flufffy unicorns dancing April 7, 2025
Get the erinmug. 
You turned your gorgeous face into a banal Kardashian-adjacent doll-mask. It just isn't any good honey. It really says more about societal beauty standards that it does you.
Hym "Erin... Look... I don't kmow how to tell you this but... You face... Is literally perfect... Like, if you were to do a study on facial symmetry... And then you were to collect all of the data... And represent your face as a number... Your number... Would be insanely high... You feel me? I don't think you understand what you did just there... Ok. Let me put it this way... For you to even wear sunglasses... Is like taking a shit on the Mona Lisa. Like, you're objectively more attractive than the woman in the Mona Lisa... So, a painting of your face... Would just BE a better painting."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2024
Get the Erinmug. Erin Nuzzle Vitale is a 5ft 4 female who is in love with her gorgeous man Brody Roger Scratch Ginn (even though he's a butthead)
by A 5ft 4 female September 20, 2020
Get the Erin Nuzzle Vitalemug. Erin-Mays are quite peculiar girls, they have some trouble in saying a sentence probably and they try so hard to fit in they just want to be normal but they do cry a lot, mostly, she is a decent human being though
by Poopoo is sexy June 24, 2022
Get the Erin-Maymug.