ass apachee

Taking a poop so big feels like a Indian is coming out your butt tomahawk first

Went to the bathroom and let out one of the biggest ASS APACHEE I have ever seen

by KIDD-JEEBUS August 6, 2023

Zombie apocalypse

Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz

It's a zombie apocalypse!!! Yay!!!!!

by Not zombie February 7, 2024

otto apocalypse

otto apocalypse is the best Honkai Male Character he’s better than everyone he’s better than humans I want him cum on my face SO BAD HNGHH
Hngh~! otto apocalypse~! I’m gonna~!!

Who’s the best Honkai male character?
It’s otto apocalypse!

by cloverissane March 4, 2024

Niche apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse except it’s performative ppl who overuse the words niche, yearning, revenge of the sith is my favorite, Jeff Buckley, the smiths, let down by Radiohead, I’m (batman/spiderman/anakin), etc. They also probably think everything is niche like legos, comics, anything marvel, anything dc, anything starwars, anything lotr, anime, watching movies, “bullying” kids on Roblox, etc. It’s an apocalypse cause ppl become lifeless as they care to much what others think and are insecure so they collect traits and hobbies they deem are “niche” and go around talking abt how underground and cool they are.

Rando: “I need more niche hobbies”
Rando 2: “you should try rock climbing, drawing, baking, and making Lego sets while watching super niche movies like dead poets society or eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”
Better rando: “uh oh the niche apocalypse is starting and I’m already surrounded”

by Avacadoatlaw January 28, 2026

《¤》Apocalypse《¤》apocalypse《¤》Apocalypse《¤》

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😱:《¤》Apocalypse《¤》apocalypse《¤》Apocalypse《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.

2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025