Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022

best friend head awareness month

a month celebrated world wide in march by giving your best friends head to show them how much they mean to you !

hey rachel let’s have a best friend head sesh for best friend head awareness month!

by user19377383 March 16, 2025

Friends

Friends is something I don't have and probably neither do you if you search friends on urban dictionary

For example:
I don't have any friends

by Imrlylonelydude April 8, 2020

friends lineup

A friends lineup is like the artist lineup on a flyer for a music festival, but better. When you are deciding whether to go to an on international trip for a festival, you might look at one of two things the artist lineup and the friends lineup. The Friends Lineup is the everything. It’s what makes your liver hurts, it’s the adventure, the stories, the memories, the only then, only there experiences, it’s what gives meaning to FOMO for anybody who isn’t the friends lineup for this trip.

I wasn’t gonna go the Vegas trip, but then I saw the friends lineup and knew I had to.

by Wunshu April 25, 2024

friend ex

An ex who is now your friend again

"You two are talking again... Are you two during again?"
"No jane dumped me ages ago, we are just friends now."
" so you are friendex's?"
"Friend ex?"
"Yeah"
" ex boyfriend or girlfriend who is now your friend"
" I guess so then"

by Amsyleigh July 10, 2014

Fake Friend Day

June 18th is the national day to celebrate your fake friends. I know everyone has at least one they can post . Don’t be shy post it. This is also the day you can cut them off without feeling bad ✂️. then you can enjoy the rest of your day fake friend free and pretend you never met them 😘.

I swea this girl been acting so fake lately. I might just have to cut her off on fake friend day .

by Booty eater 9000 June 17, 2022