fake ass friend

RYAN PINCKNEY

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.

by ur momma.com August 10, 2022

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 11, 2025

National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.

James - “Hey it’s April 21st”
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st”
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”

by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024

best friend mario

Best Friend Mario is a meaning of having a best friend that would care about you and only likes you for your food. He is also a cat.

Hey best friend Mario. Kiss my ass.

by smh_mxa February 12, 2016

throw ur friend day

throw your friend on november 28th someone who is smaller then you

Dude your shorter then me im gonna throw you its throw ur friend day

by chiken wing November 27, 2020

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 01, 2021

Pre-friend

The relationship between two individuals past acquaintanceship, but not quite at the level of friendship yet.

It can be used to describe a coworker or classmate with whom you wouldn't really spend a whole day alone with; but are familiar enough to wave at in a mall.

Brandon and John see each other every day, but they hardly spend time together one-on-one! Nato calls them "pre-friends".

by Nate Obenkrieger December 28, 2023