Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

Saving

Saving is used to describe a person that watches discord all day and has no life

Oh did you see (name) He/she is saving again

by SavDevv December 11, 2022

Lee savings

A bald goofy guy so bald it could make you blind and aslo extremely angry he could explode at anytime

“Yo bro that guy is such a Lee savings “

“Nah man that is MASSIVE “

by Scoot Henderson March 2, 2025

save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow

have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?

by bluea May 7, 2024

Saved that starfish

A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.

It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.

A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”

by TheSavedStarfish May 29, 2021

Saves

Saves is when one smokes a cigarette and someone else asks for the last bit of it (usually just less than half).

Can I have saves on that?

by Crakalaker July 28, 2019

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019