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Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise
Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Jarring

by Sunflower2903 February 5, 2024
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jar

The expression "jar" derived from a practice among figurine collectors, where they place the figurine inside a glass jar, and then slowly fill the jar up with cum. It may also be used as a reaction or response emoji toward someone posting about their figurine collection.
Degen: More figurines arrived today!! <image of Aqua and Yunyun>
User 1: do you put them in jars?
User 2: 🫙
User 3: LMAO, he's gonna jar them too
User 4: NOOO, not Aqua!
Degen: There's nothing weird about collecting figurines... some people collect weird keyboards !
User 1: I've never seen someone jar a keyboard before ...
by user8008135 February 6, 2024
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Jar

A cylindrical glass container that can be used to display My Little Pony figurines and milk, among other things.
"W-why is Rainbow Dash in a jar?"
by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023
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jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama
jarred beat me up then took my bitch
by justin911 December 20, 2022
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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