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puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.
Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!
by Pugboners March 8, 2017
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puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs
puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay
by yodogspjs May 22, 2018
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Puppy City

An area filled with adorable puppies.
We must be in puppy city because there are three puppies around me.
by Skatt Everest March 6, 2011
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Bird Puppies

Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...
"That scout let 15 bird puppies out! I will burn your castle into oblivion!"
by LadyAnon615 May 17, 2019
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lockdown puppy

a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.
My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.
by BranstonBeans69 June 8, 2023
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slime puppy

A slime puppy is someone who sexually lacks self-control and somewhat pathetic and that said person would make sexual advances in situations that are typically inappropriate (e.g. at a workplace) towards someone who holds more power.
Gerri: You disgusting little pig. You're pathetic. You are a revolting little worm, aren't you?
Roman: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
Gerri: You little slime puppy.

– Succession Season 2 Episode 4: "Safe Room"
by smalltinykitty August 16, 2023
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Puppy Mine

One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.
"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*

"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*
by rynomuncher October 7, 2012
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