you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up

shut up you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

Nick, Why You Bully Me

A lil bitch ass mexican's catchphrase. Used mockingly to annoy a specific person.

Hey Nate, "Nick, why you bully me"

by OnGodBro69 July 7, 2023

Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.

"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"

by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024

I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”

Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

You can see me

A invitation/ someone wants to fight

jake: bro your hella ugly

Mike: You can see me, if your really want to.

by XcloudsYt September 15, 2021

You shit me like no other

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.

My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022