Michael

This name means heartbreaker you should run. They are sweet and kind on the outside but on the inside your not the only one being swept off your feet.

Michael is talking to Katie, Bailey,and Lexi saying I love you to all them. Michaels a whore.

by TheRealistTalk..... June 4, 2019

Michael

cult leader

you're such a fucking Michael

by jesus2222 May 21, 2018

The Michaels

Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.

Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.

GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.

by juicegiver December 8, 2009

Michael

Michael the one that fucks all the bitches and got all his bitches but anddrew sometimes gets in the way and cock blocks michael but Michael can pull thru and fuck all of Anddrew’s girls

There’s Michael fucking Anddrew’s girl again

by 123deeznuts321 July 9, 2019

Michael

A fat and ugly faggot who threatens people by trying to fart on them. He is one of the worst people on the planet. He is gay and sucks dick for 30 cents. He is 7 times above his average body weight

Son, don't turn out like that Michael over there

by Flash_O_Matic May 4, 2018

Michael

The most bitch ass name that someone can give their child.

Damn! My newborn son looks like a little bitch! Might as well name it Michael.

by TimmusA1 May 6, 2018

Michaeling

Conspicuously flexing one's enormous muscles while contorting the face and pursing the lips.

"Man, giving the presentation was really distracting, one of the professors kept michaeling in front of me."

by DrMcSausage December 17, 2013