Shrek

Shrek is the almighty ogre lord who rules over many swamps around the world

Shrek is believed to be made by god himself and was made to bring the belief of onions and on how much layers they have

Shrek is praised on by the believers who believe that shrek will come down from the heavens and rip apart the non believers bit by bit

by Memeslip6669 January 6, 2019

Shrek

Green boye

I'm watching all the Shrek movies 40 times today

by Frase Banane boy June 13, 2018

NAFTA helps Shrek

Getting rid of of Nafta hurts the environment and the swamp destroying his natural habitat, therefore causing him to die. If he dies we can't praise him , and that causes 100 million people to commit suicide

NAFTA helps Shrek and makes me happy.

by Osama Bin Laden 02 June 14, 2018

Shrek

the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!

Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight?
Mom: Sure son.

by Gogishmaster June 21, 2018

Shrekking

When a Gabe plays red rocket with several donkeys, and stores the semen for breakfast protein shakes

Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros

by MoneyDaPants July 2, 2018

Shrek

Probably the best Fictional franchise to ever exist

The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.

Guy: Wanna watch a movie with me?
Girl: Which movie?
Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one.
Girl: Just fuck me already!

by hit that mf yeet July 15, 2018

Shrek

I dank green ogre who's very protective of his swamp,has an annoying donkey friend,smokes weed ,eats Doritos and drinks mountain dew and
His theme song is all star

Shrek : "stay outta my swamp!"

by DankNigga420 July 16, 2018