brown crayon

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.

Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon

by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013

brown zero

Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.

After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.

by computernut October 3, 2009

Brown Scooby

The act of straddling a person's back, and sliding up and down on them, while defecating. Keep layering the feces to form a 'Cake of Shit.'
Congratulations,
You have achieved Brown.

Chris: Hey, give me a Brown Scooby right now Kyle, you bitch.
Kyle: *Performs Scoobening*

by Korogum March 5, 2015

Brown knife

Brown knife is used commonly in prison after raping someone and shoving a knife up there ass

Prisoner 1: that’s the guy who snitched on vinny lets give him a little talk
Prisoner 2: hey p1 hows it goi-
Prisoner 2: AHHH STOP FUCKING MY ASS
Prisoner 1: I’m going to give you a brown knife

Prisoner 1: *Shoves knife up ass*
Prisoner 2: *dies*

by my sc is @lil.trapdog May 18, 2018

Rowdy Brown

During cowgirl intercourse, the girl shits on your dick with a cowboy hat on.

Yooo, did u and this girl do the Rowdy Brown? There is shit all in the sheets! Look at your balls!!

by Chris111221 June 21, 2021

The Brown Zepplin

Where one person sticks a balloon in another persons ass. Then blows it up until it pops inside of that persons ass!

Dang, The Brown Zepplin left so much air in my cornhole!

by LpCarrDsch May 19, 2011

Brown Fist

1. The act of Anal fisting.

Guy1.: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy2.: Why?

Guy1.: I gave her a brown fist.

by The Ward Daddy August 5, 2010